Hi, my name is Shawna and I have resting bitch face. I have had resting bitch face my whole life and was getting awfully tired of people asking why I was mad or sad. "I'm fine", I would say with an irritated and emphatic tone. "This is just my neutral face." I got so irritated by it I attempted to cultivate a little Mona Lisa smile, which when translated to my face simply gives my mouth the appearance of a straight line instead of the usual slight downward curve. I allow my face to rest in bitch mode at home, but when out in public I now put on my Mona Lisa face. Then came Grumpy Cat and I thought, well if she can look like that and be celebrated, why can't I?
I'm not one for wearing much makeup and I frequently wear none at all. I understand the joy of painting one's face and the artistic expression that can be involved in it. But aside from not liking the feel of makeup on my face, having to worry about what seasonal allergies are doing to my eye makeup and being too lazy to want to check on and touch up any makeup throughout the day, I have just given up on facial decoration of the colourful kind. And then came grunge. Or rather, grunge came back.
In the first go round I was immersed in being a mother and there was nothing cute about mummy grunge. I was barely aware of the look or trend other than having heard the term a few times. Seeing it now I feel almost sad that I missed out on it. How cute is a baby doll dress with army boots! I will pass on the baby doll dress, which on my tall frame would only look like I'd forgotten to put a skirt on with my blouse. But maybe grunge makeup is just right for someone who is lazy and has resting bitch face.
The goal of grunge makeup is a day after look. The day after partying all night, sleeping who knows where and waking up around 3pm looking like this.
source: The Gloss
Courtney Love, the Grunge Queen, was the real deal. But I am only talking about faking it, folks. Nobody is going to believe I was partying all night. They would, however, believe I was sleeping all night and half the day, and sleeping in your makeup is essentially how to achieve the grunge look. There's a bit of similarity with goth and grunge, both requiring a pale face and heavy makeup. Pale face comes naturally to me. Easily done! Lots of makeup would be a new direction. So I searched for some tutorials and images.
Haute Grunge: I just rolled out of bed but can't forget my Chanel Bag!
Well, my hair is quite short, but I have decided to let it grow and I'm not sure what I intend to do with it. That should take care of the messy look for awhile. My biggest challenge is piling on the eye makeup. My first attempt gave me what everyone else in the world of makeup calls "the natural look". Here is the second attempt. Grunge eyes, bitch face, boyfriend hoodie.
Even Courtney has moved on from grunge to the natural look.
Note: Grunge makeup is successfully removed with coconut oil.