You pull on a clean pair of jeans and one of your many navy blue sweaters. That's the easy part. Your hair has weird lumps so maybe a hat is a good idea.
No a hat is not a good idea and not even your famous Half-Angelina pose can save it. You try your favourite pair of shoes which for some reason you almost never get to wear, probably because they have higher heels than you typically wear.
You kind of like the look but feel it might be too contrived and too predictable in that fancy shoes with jeans sort of way which you feel you can't pull off. You've tried flats. The brown loafers somehow didn't appeal and black ballet flats aren't doing much for you either. It's cold and you realise you need some sort of jacket but don't want to wear black so you pull out your favourite multi-coloured hoodie.
Okay, now the shoes really feel wrong and so you grab the booties you may or may not have made a mistake in purchasing, which is a whole other post, and you give your very best Justin Bieber- badass -teenaged boy -I don't give a shit pose.
Wait a minute. Do you even look as much like a girl as good ol' JB? You grab your fringed handbag and decide you don't give a feck, you just want to go out and see your son. And off you go, grabbing your green scarf on the way.